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Upload to Facebook Banta: What is your favourite memory when you were unmarried?
Santa: Not being scared of sales! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they know good plots! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: See? Math isn't so bad.
Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life?
Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Advantage of exercise is, you fall asleep when you hit the bed.
Santa: Start drinking, you'll fall asleep even before you hit the bed! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What happened, you look terrible.
Santa: Yeah. I am starved. Banta: But why?
Santa: Because my wife is dieting! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What do you call people who don't believe in going to the gym?
Santa: GymNastiks! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I was drinking at a bar so I took bus home.
Banta: So what was the big deal?
Santa: That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Yaar Meri Car Ka Horn Theek Kar De.
Mechanic: Kya Hua Kharaab Ho Geya Kya?
Santa: Nahi Brake Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What could be the most pleasurable trip for any woman?
Santa: Taking her mother-in-law to the Airport!
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