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Upload to Facebook Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
Banta: And what is that?
Santa: Affordability! -
Upload to Facebook Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?
Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.
Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.
Banta: How?
Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time! -
Upload to Facebook After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto "Dekhe Mere Abs?"
Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!" -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women! -
Upload to Facebook Santa goes to a jewellery store.
Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
Jeweler: What?
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When their husband is the one doing it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I think I am going to stay in the hospital for another week.
Banta: Pretty ill?
Santa: Nope, pretty nurse!
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