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![A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.<br/>
Cop: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening!]()
Upload to Facebook A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
Cop: Why?
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening! -
![Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?<br/>
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever! -
![Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.<br/>
Banta: And what is that? <br/>
Santa: Affordability!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: The iPhone 7 is water-resistant, has stereo sound and a better camera but it doesn't have that one feature that I want.
Banta: And what is that?
Santa: Affordability! -
![Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.<br/>
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?<br/>
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa went to Police Station to report his neighbour's missing wife.
Police: Why are you complaining about your neighbour's missing wife?
Santa: I can't tolerate that guy's happiness. He celebrates every day! -
![Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?<br/>
Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: After winning an argument with his wife what should a husband do to maintain better relations?
Santa: Say, your suggestions were better than mine! -
![Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.<br/>
Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Please do not tell my wife that I took money from you.
Santa: It's okay, but you also do not tell my wife that I had money to give! -
![Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Married couples are really made for each other.
Banta: How?
Santa: Both partners feel the need of a quarrel at the same time! -
![After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto `Dekhe Mere Abs?`<br/>
Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!`]()
Upload to Facebook After doing 50 push-ups, Santa was checking himself out in front of the mirror. He asked Jeeto "Dekhe Mere Abs?"
Jeeto replied: Jis Din Shaadi Kari Thi... Tab Se Tumhare Mein Aeb Hi Dekh Rahi Hun!" -
![Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?<br/>
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why men are kind and women tend to be mean?
Santa: Because, most women don't help unknown men unlike all men who are ready to help any women! -
![Santa goes to a jewellery store. <br/>
Santa: Show me `Sleep of defeat`.<br/>
Jeweler: What?<br/>
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, `Sone Ka Haar` Dikhao!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa goes to a jewellery store.
Santa: Show me "Sleep of defeat".
Jeweler: What?
Santa: Anpadh Insaan, "Sone Ka Haar" Dikhao!
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