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![Jeeto: What made you fall in love with me?<br/>
Santa: Your mother.<br/>
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, that's why!]()
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Santa: Your mother.
Jeeto: But my mother lives 5000 miles away.
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![Santa: Koi Achha Sa 3 BHK Dikha Do.<br/>
Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?<br/>
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar!]()
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Broker: Sir, Ready To Move Chalega?
Santa: Arey Nahin bhai, Koi Pakka Sa, Immovable Type Dikhao Yaar! -
![My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!]()
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![Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?]()
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![At Cinema Hall:<br/>
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho? <br/>
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi!]()
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Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi! -
![Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!]()
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Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind! -
![Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.<br/>
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.<br/>
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me `I can neither change you nor throw you`!]()
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Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"! -
![Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.<br/>
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.<br/>
Doctor: Not white wine.<br/>
Santa(shockingly): What?]()
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Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
Doctor: Not white wine.
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![Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?<br/>
Banta: Apple Juice!]()
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Banta: Apple Juice! -
![Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?<br/>
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.<br/>
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!]()
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Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer!
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