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Upload to Facebook My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA? -
Upload to Facebook At Cinema Hall:
Security: Flag Kyon Andar Lekar Ja Rahe Ho?
Santa: Jab National Anthem Bajega Tab Lehraunga... Full Patriotic Wali Feeling Aayegi! -
Upload to Facebook Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife takes care of me like a Rupees 2000 note.
Banta: Wow, that's really very respectful.
Santa: Yeah, she shouts at me "I can neither change you nor throw you"! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: You can only have clear liquids after 7 PM.
Santa: Yeah sure, no problem.
Doctor: Not white wine.
Santa(shockingly): What? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: With your current account balance, which Apple product can you buy?
Banta: Apple Juice! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything?
Santa: A sense of meaning and purpose in my life.
Jeeto: Sure. I will get the beer! -
Upload to Facebook A traffic cop stopped Santa for talking on the mobile while driving.
Santa: You can't fine me for talking on the mobile while driving.
Cop: Why?
Santa: Because it's my wife... I was only listening! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the technical difference between Welding and Wedding?
Santa: Not much, both are joints, in a way... In Welding, there are sparks first and bonding forever, whereas in Wedding there is bonding first and sparks forever!
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