Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face? Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home! |
Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'? Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why? |
Santa: Come like a racer, sit like a yogi, & go like a king. Banta: Was that about life? Santa: No, this was written on a toilet door! |
Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house. Banta: Wow! But How? Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face! |
Banta: What is a mixed feeling? Santa: When you see your mother-in-law reversing your new car off a cliff? |
Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common? Santa: When they are around, everybody knows! |
Banta: How did you find that doctor was fake? Santa: Because he had a good handwriting! |
Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married? Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday! |
Pappu: Dad, how does it feel having an awesome son? Santa: I don't know, ask your Grandpa! |
Doctor: You have acute appendicitis. Santa: Oh thank you... and you have a cute face! |