Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight. Banta: What will you do? Santa: Lie! |
Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do? Santa: Just enjoy! |
Santa: Doctor, I am unable to sleep. Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music. Santa: But how is this all possible in office? |
Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings? Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting! |
Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'? Santa: It's a small town drink called 'Shikanji', that took an education loan, went abroad for studies and got a fancy new name! |
Banta: What is GST? Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time! |
Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it? Santa: Who cares, just enjoy that day! |
Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters. Banta: How? Santa: Because they know good plots! |
Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai? Banta: Kuch Khaas Nahi, Pichle Saal Europe Nahi Gaye The... Iss Saal America Nahi Jayenge! |
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked |