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![Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.<br/>
Banta: But why?<br/>
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, `Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai`!<br/>
#RamRahim]()
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Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
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![Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.<br/>
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.<br/>
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!]()
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Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me! -
![Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.<br/>
Banta: So what's the harm to you?<br/>
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino!]()
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Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino! -
![Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.<br/>
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits!]()
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![Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me. <br/>
Santa raised his wine glass and said, `To bread`!]()
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Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"! -
![Santa calls on customer care.<br/>
Santa: Hello<br/>
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.<br/>
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do!]()
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Santa: Hello
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do! -
![Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.<br/>
Jeeto: So you were studious.<br/>
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues!]()
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Jeeto: So you were studious.
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![Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?<br/>
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister!]()
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Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister! -
![Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Just leave me alone.<br/>
While Pappu leaving the room.<br/>
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?<br/>
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.<br/>
Santa: That's how it feels!]()
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Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels! -
![Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.<br/>
Santa: She likes you too?<br/>
Pappu: Yes.<br/>
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!]()
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Santa: She likes you too?
Pappu: Yes.
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta!
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