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Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. It really harms me.
Banta: So what's the harm to you?
Santa: It makes her a liability at the casino! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Media saluted Mumbai's spirit but ignored Bihar's floods.
Santa: Probably because Bihar has banned all types of spirits! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I want you to toast some bread for me.
Santa raised his wine glass and said, "To bread"! -
Upload to Facebook Santa calls on customer care.
Santa: Hello
Executive: Ji Main Aarti Bol Rahi Hun.
Santa: Aarti Baad Mein Sunana Pehle, Meri Problem Toh Solve Kar Do! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: As a young boy, I always had my nose in a book.
Jeeto: So you were studious.
Santa: No. Actually, we couldn't afford tissues! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Who is better, wife or sister?
Santa's heart touching answer: Wife's sister! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, What it's like to be married?
Santa: Just leave me alone.
While Pappu leaving the room.
Santa: Why are you ignoring me?
Pappu: You just asked me to leave you alone.
Santa: That's how it feels! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I love someone, I want to marry her.
Santa: She likes you too?
Pappu: Yes.
Santa: Jis Ladki Ki Pasand Aisi Hai Usse Main Apni Bahu Nahi Bana Sakta! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've finally decided to do something about my weight.
Banta: What will you do?
Santa: Lie! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife isn't talking to me since 2 days, what to do?
Santa: Just enjoy!
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