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Upload to Facebook Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
Santa: Reservations! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they love beaching around! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
Santa: No, only when it rains! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction. -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My friend recently filed a defamation case against the maternity home where his son was just born.
Banta: But why?
Santa: After the birth of the boy, the nurse said, "Congratulations! Baba Hua Hai"!
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Upload to Facebook Santa: I've been married for twenty years and I'm still in love with the same woman.
Banta: Your wife is a very lucky woman.
Santa: Lucky, my foot. If she ever finds out, she'll kill me!
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