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Upload to Facebook Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What happened?
Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Banta: NO.
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked! -
Upload to Facebook Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
Banta: One.
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'! -
Upload to Facebook Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!
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