Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday? Santa: Retired! |
Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females? Santa: Because they love digging up the best! |
Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore. Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley. Pappu: Why Bob Marley? Santa: Because it's always jammin! |
Banta: Why do you like green tea so much? Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! |
Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception. "Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?" Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life! |
Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold. Santa: Go into the corner. Pappu: But why? Santa: Because It's 90 degrees! |
Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day? Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day! |
Banta: What should you give a man who has everything? Santa: A woman to show him how to work it! |
A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter? Santa: No, that's a picture of her! |
Banta: Why is your arm in a sling? Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture! |