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![Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?<br/>
Santa: Ireland.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Every year, it's Dublin!]()
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Santa: Ireland.
Banta: How?
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![Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...<br/>
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!]()
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Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe! -
![Banta: What do you call a person who is happy on Monday?<br/>
Santa: Retired!]()
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Santa: Retired! -
![Banta: Why most of the archeologists are females?<br/>
Santa: Because they love digging up the best!]()
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![Pappu: Dad, I am not able to find the WiFi printer anymore.<br/>
Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.<br/>
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?<br/>
Santa: Because it's always jammin!]()
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Santa: I renamed it to Bob Marley.
Pappu: Why Bob Marley?
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![Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?<br/>
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!]()
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Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! -
![Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.<br/>
`Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?`<br/>
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa was staying in a hotel before he went to bed, he phoned down to reception.
"Hi, this is room 319. Can I have a wake-up call, please?"
Receptionist: Yes Sir... you're in your 50s, overweight and balding, and have achieved nothing in life! -
![Pappu: Hey Dad, I'm cold.<br/>
Santa: Go into the corner.<br/>
Pappu: But why?<br/>
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees!]()
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Santa: Go into the corner.
Pappu: But why?
Santa: Because It's 90 degrees! -
![Banta: Why is Men's Day not popular as Women's Day?<br/>
Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day!]()
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Santa: Because we can't celebrate man's achievement in a single day! -
![Banta: What should you give a man who has everything?<br/>
Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!]()
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Santa: A woman to show him how to work it!
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