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![Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No, what's that?<br/>
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream!]()
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Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
Banta: No, what's that?
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream! -
![Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.<br/>
Banta: Show me.<br/>
Santa: You can't read it!]()
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Banta: Show me.
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![Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?<br/>
Santa: Fauji - Surgical<br/>
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal!]()
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Santa: Fauji - Surgical
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal! -
![Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?]()
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Banta: Why?
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![Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi? <br/>
Santa: Haan! <br/>
Chai Wala: Laung? <br/>
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!]()
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Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Haan, Agar Inni Mehnat Ki Kar Reha Hain Te Phir Chicken Hi Bana Lai!SantaBanta / Pinglish / Funny -
![Pappu: Dad, how do I look?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, son!]()
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Santa: With your eyes, son! -
![After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.<br/>
Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?<br/>
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.<br/>
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.<br/>
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle!]()
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Customs: Sir, what is in the bag?
Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle! -
![Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.<br/>
Santa: Then press Ctrl+T]()
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Santa: Then press Ctrl+T -
![At Starbucks:<br/>
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.<br/>
Santa: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.<br/>
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!]()
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Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do! -
![Santa in extreme pain, `How much to have a tooth pulled?`<br />
Dentist: Rs 1200.<br />
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?<br />
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!]()
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Dentist: Rs 1200.
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
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