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Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between the 'Fauji' way of doing things and 'Babudom'?
Santa: Fauji - Surgical
Babu - Sir Ji, Kal! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
Banta: Why?
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Upload to Facebook Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Dun?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan!
Chai Wala: Laung?
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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, how do I look?
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Upload to Facebook After his Holy Trip to Jerusalem, Santa was caught by customs for carrying liquor.
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Santa: Holy water from Jerusalem.
Customs (after smelling & tasting): Don't lie sir. It's wine.
Santa: O Jesus, One more miracle! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I want a new tab.
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Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do! -
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Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
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Upload to Facebook Banta: Which country's capital is the fastest growing?
Santa: Ireland.
Banta: How?
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Upload to Facebook Santa in other countries: Ho Ho Ho...
Santa in India: Oh Ho Ho Ho... Oh Ho Ho Ho... Ishq Tera Tadpawe!
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