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Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?
Santa: Shoot myself! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.
Banta: How?
Santa: She married someone else! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
Santa: You are right! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes, it's the one that says that anything can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: What's about Cole's Law?
Banta: No, what's that?
Santa: It's a thin-slice cabbage dipped in mayonnaise and sour cream! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I made a joke on a doctor's prescription.
Banta: Show me.
Santa: You can't read it!
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