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Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?
Santa: I don't know, can you? -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: My friends stole my report card.
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I lost my dog today.
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?
Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media! -
Upload to Facebook Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!
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