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Upload to Facebook Banta: Do you have any superpower?
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! -
Upload to Facebook Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died! -
Upload to Facebook Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.
Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!
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