| Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles". Banta: Why? Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day! |
| Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth? Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot! |
| Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool. He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?" The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!" |
| Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names? Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call! |
| Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye! |
| Banta: Do you have any superpower? Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said! |
| Santa: What's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke. Barman: Is Pepsi okay? Santa: Sure, how much is that? Barman: ₹ 1000. Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password? Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! |
| Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party? Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! |
| Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes! Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes! |
| Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup? Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir! |
