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![Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?<br/>
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call!]()
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Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call! -
![Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.<br/>
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!]()
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Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye! -
![Banta: Do you have any superpower?<br/>
Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said!]()
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Santa: Yes! I can look at people dead in the face while they're talking and not hear a damn word they said! -
![Santa: What's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.<br/>
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.<br/>
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?<br/>
Santa: Sure, how much is that?<br/>
Barman: ₹ 1000.<br/>
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?<br/>
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: What's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase! -
![Banta: Why is it good to use valet parking as you go to a party?<br/>
Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked!]()
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Santa: Because the valets will remember where the car was parked! -
![Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!]()
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Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes! -
![Santa: Waiter what is this fly doing in my soup?<br/>
Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir!]()
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Waiter: I do believe that's backstroke, sir! -
![Pappu: Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years.<br/>
Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part!]()
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Santa: It's OK son! May be next time you'll get a speaking part! -
![Santa: Kya Insaan Hai Tu? Job Kyon Nahi Karta Koi?<br/>
Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja!]()
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Pappu: Dad Mujhe Koi Traveling Job Chahiye.
Santa: Toh Ja Bus Conductor Ban Ja! -
![Santa: Hey son, what has 4 legs and doesn't breathe?<br/>
Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!<br/>
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!]()
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Pappu: Haha you cannot fool me again, a chair!
Santa: Not this time. Our dog died!
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