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![Santa was going to market: Maine Kuch Lana To Nahi?<br/>
Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.<br/>
Santa came back with Nirma!]()
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Jeeto: Sabki Pasand Ka Kuch Le Aana.
Santa came back with Nirma! -
![Santa: I just saw a man slumped over a lawn mower crying his eyes out.<br/>
Banta: Is he fine?<br/>
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch!]()
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Banta: Is he fine?
Santa: He said he'll be fine, he's just going through a rough patch! -
![Pappu: Dad, can I go to my friend's house?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, can you?]()
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Santa: I don't know, can you? -
![Pappu: My friends stole my report card.<br/>
Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.<br/>
Pappu: That they stole?<br/>
Santa: No, that you have friends!]()
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Santa: Do you expect me to believe that.
Pappu: That they stole?
Santa: No, that you have friends! -
![Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.<br/>
Pappu: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself!]()
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Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself! -
![Banta: I lost my dog today.<br/>
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.<br/>
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!]()
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Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read! -
![Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?<br/>
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.<br/>
Santa: How about Cole's Law?<br/>
Banta: No.<br/>
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing!]()
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Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing! -
![Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?<br/>
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life!]()
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Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life! -
![Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?<br/>
Banta: Really? What is it?<br/>
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media!]()
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Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media! -
![Officer: You were speeding.<br/>
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.<br/>
Officer: There Is no traffic.<br/>
Santa: I am really far behind!]()
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Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
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