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![Santa: Do you know why Govt. increased fuel prices?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume!]()
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Banta: Why?
Santa: Kyounki Govt. Nahi Chahti Ki Itni Garmi Mein Koi Bahar Ghume! -
![Santa's English Friend: Who's Punjabi?<br/>
Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi!]()
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Santa: Punjabi is one, who can speak all languages in Punjabi! -
![Santa: I want to divorce my wife, she is spending every night in bars and pubs.<br/>
Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, looking for me!]()
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Lawyer: Is she looking for anyone in particular?
Santa: Yeah, looking for me! -
![Jeeto: What would you do if we could live forever?<br/>
Santa: Shoot myself!]()
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Santa: Shoot myself! -
![Banta: I don't understand Ki Sarkar Jo Itne Kadam Uthati Hai Woh Aakhir Rakhti Kahan Par Hai?<br/>
Santa: Aam Aadmi Ki Chhati Pe!]()
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![Banta: Log Kehte Hain Daru Peene Se Health Kharab Hoti Hai.<br/>
Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han!]()
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Santa: Eh Sab Ba car di Gallan Han! -
![Santa: I want to be a millionaire, just like my grandfather.<br/>
Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?<br/>
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire!]()
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Banta: Your grandfather was a millionaire?
Santa: No, he also wanted to be a millionaire! -
![Santa: My girlfriend saved my lot of money and gifts.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She married someone else!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: She married someone else! -
![Banta: How do you manage to stay cool all the time?<br/>
Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!<br/>
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.<br/>
Santa: You are right!]()
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Santa: Because I don't get into arguments with stupid people, I just cut it short and say, 'You are right'!
Banta: That's completely irrational and wrong.
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![Banta: How does Painkillers know which part of the body is in pain?<BR/>
Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!]()
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Santa: Look, they're like women, they know everything!
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