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Upload to Facebook Santa: There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people.
Banta: Which word?
Santa: Push and Pull! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why does your nose grow in the middle of your face?
Santa: Because it's the scenter! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Santa: Reality! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know what lawyers wear to court?
Banta: What?
Santa: Law suits! -
Upload to Facebook Santa Apni Billi Se Tang Aa Kar Use Door Chhod Aaya. Ghar Aaya Toh Billi Wapas Aa Gayi Thi!
Doosari Baar Bhi Aisa Hi Hua!
Teesri Baar Bahut Door Aur Mushkil Bhare Raaste Pe Chhod Aaya. Jab Wapas Aa Raha Toh Usene Apni Biwi Ko Phone Kiya Aur Puch, "Kya Billi Ghar Aa Gayi?"
Biwi: Ji, Use Toh Bahut Der Ho Gayi.
Santa: Usko Bhej, Main Raasta Bhool Gaya Hun! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I've named my dog "ten miles".
Banta: Why?
Santa: Just so I can tell people I walk ten miles twice a day! -
Upload to Facebook Dentist: Have you been brushing your teeth?
Santa: Lol teeth don't have hair you idiot! -
Upload to Facebook Banta got expelled from the swimming pool for urinating in the pool.
He argued, "Many people do it, why only catch me?"
The pool manager replied, "Many may be doing it, but no one does from the diving board!" -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why we save phone numbers with names?
Santa: You keep it in phone so you know 'not' to answer when they call! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Janu 1 Pappi Chahiye... Neend Nahi Aa Rahi.
Santa: Uff! Tumhari Farmaish Bhi Pareshaan Kar Deti Hai Mujhe... Ghar Ka Kharch Badi Mushkil Se Chal Raha Hai Aur Tumko Kutte Ka Bachha Chahiye!
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