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Upload to Facebook Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"! -
Upload to Facebook Pinky: How do I look, daddy?
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: They say time is a great healer.
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
Santa is stunned! -
Upload to Facebook Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
Banta: How?
Santa: Staying home away from home! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you join social media?
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know what is the scariest thing to read in braille?
Banta: What?
Santa: Do not touch! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Your skin looks so clear, what's the secret?
Santa: Nothing bro, just take a picture on Snapchat and swipe to the left, skin go from burnt Roti to smooth Rasgulla real quick!
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