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![Ailing Santa in a clinic:<br/>
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?<br/>
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once!]()
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Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once! -
![Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.<br/>
Banta: Why do you think so?<br/>
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!]()
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Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time! -
![Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland?<br/>
Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus!]()
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Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus! -
![Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name.<br/>
Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - `Use Dipper at night`!]()
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Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"! -
![Pinky: How do I look, daddy?<br/>
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart!]()
Upload to Facebook Pinky: How do I look, daddy?
Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart! -
![Banta: They say time is a great healer.<br/>
Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long!]()
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Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long! -
![Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?<br/>
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.<br/>
Jeeto: I never correct you.<br/>
Santa is stunned!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep?
Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me.
Jeeto: I never correct you.
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![Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:<br/>
IN, OUT & LBW.<br/>
Someone asked, `What is this LBW for?`<br/>
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
IN, OUT & LBW.
Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait! -
![Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Staying home away from home!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: Staying home away from home! -
![Banta: Why did you join social media?<br/>
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you join social media?
Santa: I wanted to disappoint more than one person at a time!
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