| Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye. Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye? |
| Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more! Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men. Santa: Men, what? |
| While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water. Shopkeeper: Still Water? Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet! |
| Ailing Santa in a clinic: Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam? Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once! |
| Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit. Banta: Why do you think so? Santa: Because she says it to me all the time! |
| Banta: What's the best thing about Switzerland? Santa: I don't know, but the flag is a huge plus! |
| Banta: I'm starting a condom company, suggest a good name. Santa: Name it 'DIPPER'. You'll get free publicity on all Indian trucks - "Use Dipper at night"! |
| Pinky: How do I look, daddy? Santa: With your eyes, sweetheart! |
| Banta: They say time is a great healer. Santa: That's probably why when you go to the doctors surgery they keep you waiting so long! |
| Jeeto: Why do you talk so much in your sleep? Santa: It's the only time you don't correct me. Jeeto: I never correct you. Santa is stunned! |
