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![Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump!]()
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![Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?<br/>
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!]()
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Santa: Relationship with Alcohol! -
![Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.<br/>
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend!]()
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Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend! -
![Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?<br/>
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it!]()
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Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it! -
![Santa: I want to divorce my wife.<br/>
Lawyer: On what Grounds?<br/>
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.<br/>
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?<br/>
Santa: No, she's looking for me!]()
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Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me! -
![Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?<br/>
Santa: That's literally all I drink!]()
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Santa: That's literally all I drink! -
![Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?<br/>
Santa: Whiskeypedia!]()
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Santa: Whiskeypedia! -
![Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.<br/>
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye?]()
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![Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!<br/>
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.<br/>
Santa: Men, what?]()
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Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what? -
![While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!]()
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Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
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