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![Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?<br/>
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them!]()
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Santa: When someone else is doing it for them! -
![Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?<br/>
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!]()
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Santa: No, they wouldn't fit! -
![Santa: Why are you so tense?<br/>
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.<br/>
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.<br/>
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?<br/>
Santa: No... this would reduce fear!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you so tense?
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
Santa: No... this would reduce fear! -
![Santa: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. <br/>
Santa: So?<br/>
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly!]()
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Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Santa: So?
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
![Santa: Can I open a joint account?<br/>
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?<br/>
Santa: Anyone rich!]()
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Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich! -
![Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.<br/>
Santa: Are you sure of that?<br/>
Banta: Yes, absolutely!]()
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Santa: Are you sure of that?
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![Banta: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.<br/>
Banta: Really?<br/>
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!]()
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Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Banta: Really?
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious! -
![Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?<br/>
Santa: To not argue with fools.<br/>
Banta: I disagree.<br/>
Santa: Yes, you are right!]()
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Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right! -
![Jeeto: You are useless.<br/>
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?<br/>
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless!]()
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Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless! -
![Santa: Why did the tomato blush?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why did the tomato blush?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing!
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