| Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike. Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'? |
| Police pulled Santa's car: Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal? Santa: Yes. Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you? Santa: I thought you wanted to race! |
| Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer. Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer? Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka! |
| Banta: When do women enjoy cooking? Santa: When someone else is doing it for them! |
| Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on? Santa: No, they wouldn't fit! |
| Santa: Why are you so tense? Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight. Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal. Banta: Will it help in reducing weight? Santa: No... this would reduce fear! |
| Santa: Why are you so sad? Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today. Santa: So? Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! |
| Santa: Can I open a joint account? Banker: Yes sure, but with who? Santa: Anyone rich! |
| Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case. Santa: Are you sure of that? Banta: Yes, absolutely! |
| Banta: Why are you so happy? Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home. Banta: Really? Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious! |
