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Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you so tense?
Banta: I am gaining a lot of weight.
Santa: If you are afraid of gaining weight, take 90 ml of whiskey before every meal.
Banta: Will it help in reducing weight?
Santa: No... this would reduce fear! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why are you so sad?
Banta: I bought a can of fly spray from the supermarket today.
Santa: So?
Banta: I sprayed it all over myself, I still can't fly! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Can I open a joint account?
Banker: Yes sure, but with who?
Santa: Anyone rich! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Wise men are always in doubt. Only idiots are sure of their case.
Santa: Are you sure of that?
Banta: Yes, absolutely! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so happy?
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
Banta: Really?
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the secret to eternal happiness?
Santa: To not argue with fools.
Banta: I disagree.
Santa: Yes, you are right! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You are useless.
Pappu: Dad, am I useless?
Santa: No, you are not useless. I can still use you as an example of Useless! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why did the tomato blush?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he saw the salad dressing! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Santa: Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: What is more important to you? Relationship or Alcohol?
Santa: Relationship with Alcohol!
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