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Upload to Facebook Interviewer: Congratulations, you are selected for the job. Your 1st-year salary will be 6 lakh/year & next year it will be 10 lakh/year.
Santa: Thank you, I'll join next year! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Archeologists have found a thousand years old woman's jawbone.
Banta: How they do know it was a woman's jaw?
Santa: Because it was still moving! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Do you know green tea is a good anti-oxidant?
Santa: Yeah I know. That's why I always drink green tea in the morning after having 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How did you fail your stress test?
Santa: They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car! And I failed the test!SantaBanta / Marriage / Funny -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife crashed my car.
Banta: Oh no. Is she hurt?
Santa: Not yet, she has locked herself in the bathroom! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike.
Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'? -
Upload to Facebook Police pulled Santa's car:
Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal?
Santa: Yes.
Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you?
Santa: I thought you wanted to race! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I have dropped 4 lbs in 3 months just from not drinking beer.
Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer?
Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: When do women enjoy cooking?
Santa: When someone else is doing it for them! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad? Can you put my shoes on?
Santa: No, they wouldn't fit!
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