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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Happy New Year.
Santa: Promise? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you looking so sad?
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober! -
Upload to Facebook Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Why do farts stink?
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so sad?
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
Banta: Oh no! But why?
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?
Santa: Floating Loan! -
Upload to Facebook Angry Santa: When one door closes, another one opens.
Banta: It's good. Why are you angry?
Santa: I have to be angry. This is the last time I'm buying a used car! -
Upload to Facebook Santa walks into a bar.
He asks the barman, "How tall is a penguin?"
The barman says about three feet.
Santa, "Don't you get any penguins taller than that!"
The barman says, "Maybe maximum four feet but no taller than that."
Santa, "Oh shit, in that case, I just drove over a nun!"
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