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Upload to Facebook Crude prices go into negative:
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?
Santa: Your husband! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What procrastinate means?
Santa: I'll tell you later! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?
Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?
Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.
Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!
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