| Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists? Santa: Because women love digging up the past! |
| Santa: Are you a scratch golfer? Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went! |
| Banta: Why do people cry at weddings? Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later! |
| Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet? Banta: I heard you can get thinner there! |
| Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes? Santa: Getting married! |
| Crude prices go into negative: Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do. Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua. Santa: Theek Hai, De Do! |
| Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married. Banta: How? Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! |
| Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be? Santa: Your husband! |
| Banta: What procrastinate means? Santa: I'll tell you later! |
| Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt? Santa: What's it, son? Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug. Santa: That's true, son. Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug. Santa: That is also true. Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not? Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! |
