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![Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?<br/>
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there!]()
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![Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?<br/>
Santa: Getting married!]()
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Santa: Getting married! -
![Crude prices go into negative:<br/>
Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.<br/>
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.<br/>
Santa: Theek Hai, De Do!]()
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Santa At Petrol Pump: Tanki Full Kar Do.
Attendant: Sir, 2500 Hua.
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![Santa: I haven't made any bad decisions since the day I got married.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: Because I'm married and I'm not allowed to make my own decisions! -
![Jeeto: If you wanted to change one thing about me, what would it be?<br/>
Santa: Your husband!]()
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![Banta: What procrastinate means?<br/>
Santa: I'll tell you later!]()
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![Pappu: Dad, I have a doubt?<br/>
Santa: What's it, son?<br/>
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.<br/>
Santa: That's true, son.<br/>
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.<br/>
Santa: That is also true.<br/>
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?<br/>
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life!]()
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Santa: What's it, son?
Pappu: I learned that Shri Ram attained Golden status by listening to his father in Satyayug.
Santa: That's true, son.
Pappu: But then Prahlad became great by not listening to his father in Tretayug.
Santa: That is also true.
Pappu: So, kindly enlighten me that should I listen to you or not?
Santa: My dear son, we are living in Kaliyug. It's good for both of us to listen to your mother to lead a harmonious life! -
![Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life?<br/>
Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them?]()
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![Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife?<br/>
Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor!]()
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Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! -
![Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts?<br/>
Santa: I don't use them anymore?<br/>
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?<br/>
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!]()
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Santa: I don't use them anymore?
Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active?
Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday!
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