| Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday. Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise? Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday! |
| Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li. Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye! |
| Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back? Santa: When did I do that? |
| Banta: I rushed to the mall today. Santa: Why so? Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought! |
| Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card? Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all! |
| Jeeto: I am not talking to you. Santa: OK. Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason? Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision! |
| Police: You didn't see the red light? Santa: I saw. Police: Then why didn't you stop? Santa: I didn't see you! |
| Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone. Doctor: Are you choking? Banta: No doctor, I'm serious! |
| Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus? Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home! |
| Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine. Banta: Oh! That's romantic. Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them! |
