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![Banta: I rushed to the mall today.<br/>
Santa: Why so?<br/>
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that `all women's clothes are 75% off` is not exactly what I thought!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: I rushed to the mall today.
Santa: Why so?
Banta: To catch a glimpse but it turned out that "all women's clothes are 75% off" is not exactly what I thought! -
![Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?<br/>
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all!]()
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Inspite of being well-educated, why are you putting your thumb impression, instead of signing on my report card?
Santa: You Idiot, after looking at your marks, the teacher should not think that I am educated at all! -
![Jeeto: I am not talking to you.<br/>
Santa: OK.<br/>
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?<br/>
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision!]()
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Santa: OK.
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision! -
![Police: You didn't see the red light?<br/>
Santa: I saw.<br/>
Police: Then why didn't you stop?<br/>
Santa: I didn't see you!]()
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Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you! -
![Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.<br/>
Doctor: Are you choking?<br/>
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious!]()
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Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious! -
![Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?<br/>
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home! -
![Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.<br/>
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.<br/>
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them!]()
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Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them! -
![Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?<br/>
Santa: Because women love digging up the past!]()
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Santa: Because women love digging up the past! -
![Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?<br/>
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went! -
![Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?<br/>
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later!
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