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Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I am not talking to you.
Santa: OK.
Jeeto: Don't you want to know the reason?
Santa: No, I respect and trust your decision! -
Upload to Facebook Police: You didn't see the red light?
Santa: I saw.
Police: Then why didn't you stop?
Santa: I didn't see you! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Hello doctor, I swallowed a fishbone.
Doctor: Are you choking?
Banta: No doctor, I'm serious! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What surprises you most about this Coronavirus?
Santa: It has done what no woman has been able to do. Cancel all sports, shutdown all bars and kept men at home! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Before I tell my wife something important, I take both her hands in mine.
Banta: Oh! That's romantic.
Santa: No, that way she can't hit me with them! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are there so many female archeologists?
Santa: Because women love digging up the past! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Are you a scratch golfer?
Banta: Yes I sure am, after each shot I scratch my head and wonder where my ball went! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why do people cry at weddings?
Santa: They are practicing for what's coming later! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?
Banta: I heard you can get thinner there! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the most common mistake that every married man makes?
Santa: Getting married!
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