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![Doctor: How did you get hurt?<br/>
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness!]()
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Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness! -
![Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.<br/>
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.<br/>
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.<br/>
Jeeto: Why?<br/>
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom!]()
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Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom! -
![Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?<br/>
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife `I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view` while she was vacuuming!]()
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Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming! -
![Jeeto: Can you explain why you're lazy all the time?<br/>
Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow?]()
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Santa: Can I explain it tomorrow? -
![Investment banker: Do you keep your money in the bank or at home?<br/>
Santa: In my memories!]()
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Santa: In my memories! -
![Banta: You have started forgetting things, why don't you keep a diary?<br/>
Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done!]()
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Santa: No, I don't need to maintain a diary. My wife remembers everything I've ever done! -
![Santa: Weather is like my wife these days.<br/>
Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.<br/>
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable!]()
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Banta: Oh such beautiful thought.
Santa: No, not beautiful but unpredictable! -
![Santa: I need a gift for my wife's birthday.<br/>
Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?<br/>
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday!]()
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Jewellery salesman: Is it a surprise?
Santa: No, she knows that today is her birthday! -
![Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye!]()
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Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai. Lockdown Mein Bahut Log Khana Banana, Bartan Saaf Karna Seekh Gaye! -
![Jeeto: Whenever I ask you something, why do you always ask me a question back?<br/>
Santa: When did I do that?]()
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Santa: When did I do that?
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