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![Jeeto: You know what your problem is?<br/>
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now!]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: You know what your problem is?
Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now! -
![Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?<br/>
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine?
Santa: May be an hour, at the most two! -
![Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?<br/>
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.<br/>
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why have you called me up to the school?
Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school.
Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you? -
![Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.<br/>
Santa: What's so special?<br/>
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.<br/>
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!]()
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Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer! -
![Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right.<br/>
Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar!]()
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Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar! -
![Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?<br/>
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!]()
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Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping! -
![Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence?<br/>
Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti!]()
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Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti! -
![Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?<br/>
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.<br/>
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: What kind of tattoo should I get?
Tattoo Artist: Something you feel a strong connection with.
Santa: Chhole Bhature Bana De Phir! -
![Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!]()
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Banta: How?
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day! -
![Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star!
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