| Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai? Banta: Karva Chauth Par! #KarvaChauth |
| Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket? Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat! |
| Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month. Banta: What? Are you Okay? Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month! |
| Jeeto: You know what your problem is? Santa: No, but I'm pretty sure I'm about to find it out from you now! |
| Banta: How much should you spend on a bottle of wine? Santa: May be an hour, at the most two! |
| Santa: Why have you called me up to the school? Principal: Your son always causes trouble here in school. Santa: He does the same at home. Did I ever call you? |
| Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace. Santa: What's so special? Jeeto: Diamonds are forever. Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer! |
| Banta: Doctor, my wife says I can't do anything right. Man: I'm not a doctor and this is a bar! |
| Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover? Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping! |
| Banta: If two guys fight over a tandoori naan, is that violence or naan-violence? Santa: No. It's a very healthy sign of tandoor-asti! |
