SantaBanta SMS

  • While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.<br/>
Media: What are you protesting for?<br/>
Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.<br/>
Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?<br/>
Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.<br/>
Media: And which law should be kept?<br/>
Santa: Only Sister-in-law!Upload to Facebook
    While in this farmers' protest Santa was cornered by the media.
    Media: What are you protesting for?
    Santa: The govt should remove the three laws and keep only one law.
    Media: You mean remove the recent 3 farm laws?
    Santa: No. the Mother-in-law, the Father-in-law and the Brother-in-law.
    Media: And which law should be kept?
    Santa: Only Sister-in-law!
  • Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: What is your New Year's resolution?
    Santa: I don't know. You haven't told me!
  • Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: My wife and I share the same passion.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I want to travel and she wants me to go away!
  • Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?<br/>
Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: Do you have a problem with alcohol?
    Santa: No, I have a problem without alcohol!
  • Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?<br/>
Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Would you care to explain why the bottle of whisky you bought yesterday is half empty?
    Santa: It's because you're a pessimist!
  • Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.<br/>
Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.<br/>
Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You know? My uncle is now resting in peace.
    Banta: I had no clue your uncle died.
    Santa: No, the one who died was my aunt!
  • Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?<br/>
Santa: Tell the car you have a headache!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Honey, the car is getting hot. What should I do?
    Santa: Tell the car you have a headache!
  • Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?<br/>
Banta: Karva Chauth Par!<br/>
#KarvaChauthUpload to Facebook
    Santa: Tera Kattar Dushman Tere Samne Kab Jhukta Hai?
    Banta: Karva Chauth Par!
    #KarvaChauth
  • Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?<br/>
Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why can't Chinese people play Cricket?
    Santa: Because they would end up eating the bat!
  • Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.<br/>
Banta: What? Are you Okay?<br/>
Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: I am giving up drinking for a month.
    Banta: What? Are you Okay?
    Santa: Sorry, that came out wrong. I am giving up. Drinking for a month!
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