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![Banta: What is the difference between 'Paneer Masala' and 'Paneer Tikka Masala'?</br>
Santa: The latter one is vaccinated!]()
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![Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai?</br>
Santa: Tere Paas Biwi Hai Ya Girlfriend?</br>
Banta: Biwi.</br>
Santa: To Phir Sunday Hai!]()
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![Santa: My wife always tells me those three words.</br>
Banta: I love you?</br>
Santa: No, Stop Embarrassing Me!]()
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![Boss: I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.</br>
Santa: It must be my 'weekend' immune system!]()
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![Doctor: Who did this to you?</br>
Santa: Wife</br>
Doctor: Why?</br>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.</br>
Doctor: Then?</br>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
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![At a Police Station:</br>
Santa: I want to talk to the thief who broke into my house last night.</br>
Police Officer: Why do you want to talk to him?</br>
Santa: I just want to know how he got into my house without waking up my wife. I've been trying it for years!]()
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![Santa: Hey, this is not fair. You only call when you need something from me.<br/>
Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue!]()
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Bank Employee: Mister, your loan installment is overdue! -
![Banta: OMG, you have a black eye. Who did that to you?<br/>
Santa: My wife.<br/>
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.<br/>
Santa: That's what I thought too!]()
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Santa: My wife.
Banta: I thought she was at her parents' home.
Santa: That's what I thought too! -
![Banta: What did you get on Christmas?<br/>
Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her!]()
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Santa: My wife went to buy a Christmas present for me but then she saw a beautiful purse. So she bought a pair of shoes for her! -
![Jeeto: You tell a man something, it goes into one ear and comes out of the other.<br/>
Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth!]()
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Santa: You tell a woman something, it goes into both ears and comes out of the mouth!
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