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![Santa: My wife is like a grill.<br/>
Banta: Wow, so hot?<br/>
Santa: Yes, but she also roasts me when hot!]()
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Banta: Wow, so hot?
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![Banta: I can't go home at night after partying with friends. My wife stays up & fights with me for being drunk.<br />
Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep!]()
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Santa: Do what I do. Once I reach home, I just slam the door & shout `Honey, are you awake? I'm in the mood for some action`. She indifferently pretends to be asleep! -
![Colleague: Can you recommend something for constant headaches?<br/>
Santa: Have you tried marriage?]()
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![Pappu: Why is 1st April celebrated as Fools Day?<br/>
Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April!]()
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Santa: Because after paying all the taxes up to 31st March, we start working for the government again from 1st April! -
![Jeeto: You're a star.</br>
Santa: Wow, because I'm awesome?</br>
Jeeto: No, it's because I want you to be a million light-years away from me!]()
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![Police Officer: Do you realize how dangerously your car was swerving between the lanes?</br>
Santa: Sorry officer, but I'm terribly drunk.</br>
Police Officer: But that's not an excuse to let your wife drive!]()
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![Santa: After our marriage, my wife taught me the business.</br>
Banta: What business?</br>
Santa: To mind my own business!]()
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![Santa: My wife calls me iPhone.<br/>
Banta: Because you're classy?<br/>
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything!]()
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Banta: Because you're classy?
Santa: No, because I simply lose energy without doing anything! -
![Banta: I wake up every morning depressed. Any idea what this condition is called?<br/>
Santa: Married!]()
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Santa: Married! -
![Santa: My wife knows me so well that she finishes my sentences.</br>
Banta: Wow, so romantic. But how's it even possible?</br>
Santa: Super easy, she just says `Shut up`!]()
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