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![Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.<br/>
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: My wife keeps on checking my messages to see if I'm flirting with any girls.
Santa: That's nothing bro. My wife saw a photo of me in kindergarten kissing a girl & she spent 6 months searching for that girl on FB, made friends with her & then asked her if she's in touch with me! -
![Doctor: Who did this to you?<br/>
Santa: Wife.<br/>
Doctor: Why?<br/>
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.<br/>
Doctor: Then?<br/>
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Who did this to you?
Santa: Wife.
Doctor: Why?
Santa: She complained that I don't lift even a finger to help her with housework.
Doctor: Then?
Santa: It seems I lifted the wrong finger! -
![Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, `Where are you feeling the pain?`<br/>
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa visited a dentist named Simran. She asked, "Where are you feeling the pain?"
Santa: Jaw Simran Jaw! -
![Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?<br/>
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: How many drinks do you have per week?
Santa: I don't know. I am an alcoholic, not an accountant! -
![On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, `Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?`<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.<br/>
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher!]()
Upload to Facebook On Jeeto's birthday, Santa asked her, "Can I get you a diamond necklace, for your birthday?"
Jeeto: Nothing would please me more.
So he got her Nothing. Santa will always be grateful to his English teacher! -
![At Vaccination Centre:</br>
Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American?</br>
Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun!]()
Upload to Facebook At Vaccination Centre: Nurse: Sir Kaun Si Chalegi? Indian, Russian, American? Santa: Main Soch Raha Tha Pehle Vaccine Lagwa Leta Hun! -
![Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?</br>
Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?</br>
Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics? Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you? Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada? -
![Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.<br/>
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?<br/>
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: I call my wife Fitbit.
Banta: Is it because she's health-conscious?
Santa: No, it's because whenever she sees me sitting idle, she tells me to move around and do something! -
![Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.<br/>
Banta: Because you're good at your job?<br/>
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My boss says that an employee like me is hard to find.
Banta: Because you're good at your job?
Santa: No, it's because most of the time I'm in the toilet! -
![Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.<br/>
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.<br/>
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My wife said that I was wrong about something I told her but I knew I was right. But I kept quiet.
Banta: Why? You should have told her that she was wrong.
Santa: I may be right, but I'm definitely not stupid!
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