| Banta: What is the golden rule for a successful married life? Santa: Wait. Honey, they're asking what is the golden rule for a successful married life. What should I tell them? |
| Banta: How do you express your anger to your wife? Santa: By aggressively washing the dishes and mopping the floor! |
| Banta: Why did you deactivate your social media accounts? Santa: I don't use them anymore? Banta: Then why your Facebook account is still active? Santa: Just to know my wife's birthday! |
| Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains. Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone! |
| Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident. Banta: What accident? Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring! |
| Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago. Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"! |
| Jeeto: Happy New Year. Santa: Promise? |
| Banta: Why are you looking so sad? Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went! |
| Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol. Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober! |
| Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain. The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra? Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"! |
