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![Banta: The symptoms of Corona Virus are sweating, weakness, diarrhea and stomach pains.<br/>
Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone!]()
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Santa: So basically it's the same kind of feeling I get when I see my wife checking my phone! -
![Santa: My life hasn't been the same since my accident.<br/>
Banta: What accident?<br/>
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring!]()
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Banta: What accident?
Santa: The one where I got my finger stuck in that wedding ring! -
![Jeeto: Look, I asked you to fix this damn kitchen cabinet three years ago.<br/>
Santa: For your information, you did preface that with `When you get a chance`!]()
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Santa: For your information, you did preface that with "When you get a chance"! -
![Jeeto: Happy New Year.<br/>
Santa: Promise?]()
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Santa: Promise? -
![Banta: Why are you looking so sad?<br/><br/>
Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went!]()
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Santa: I married a really nice girl. I wonder where she went! -
![Doctor: I do not understand the reason for your illness. It may be due to the intake of too much alcohol.<br/>
Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober!]()
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Santa: Never mind, doctor. I will come again for a check-up when you are sober! -
![Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.<br/>
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?<br/>
Santa replied, `I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate`!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa's salary was Rs.25000/- One month he received ₹ 27000/- and he kept quiet. The following month he received ₹ 23000/- and he went straight to the HR Manager to complain.
The HR Manager asked, why he did not complain the previous month when he got ₹ 2000/- extra?
Santa replied, "I normally forgive the first mistake but when you make a second mistake I do not tolerate"! -
![Jeeto: Why do farts stink?<br/>
Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too!]()
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Santa: So that deaf people can enjoy them, too! -
![Banta: Why are you so sad?<br/>
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.<br/>
Banta: Oh no! But why?<br/>
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why are you so sad?
Santa: Sadly, I got sacked from my job at the bank today.
Banta: Oh no! But why?
Santa: An old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over! -
![Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?<br/>
Santa: Floating Loan!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: If someone wants to buy a House Boat in Kashmir. Will it be a Housing Loan or a Vehicle Loan?
Santa: Floating Loan!
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