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Upload to Facebook Interviewer: It says on your resume that you went to Harvard University.
Santa: Yes, I was visiting my friend! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: How much does it cost to get married?
Santa: No idea, I'm still paying for it! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I want to divorce my wife.
Lawyer: On what Grounds?
Santa: She's out all night, every night, going from bar to bar.
Lawyer: Are you saying she's an alcoholic or do you think she's cheating on you?
Santa: No, she's looking for me! -
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Have you been drinking enough fluids lately?
Santa: That's literally all I drink! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Where on earth did you read that scotch has health benefits?
Santa: Whiskeypedia! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: Jahan Izzat Na Ho Wahan Nahi Rukna Chahiye.
Santa: Matlab Banda Ab Ghar Bhi Na Jaye? -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Ha! It says in the paper that men use 5000 words every day and women use 10000. I told you that women talked more!
Jeeto: That's only because we have to repeat everything for men.
Santa: Men, what? -
Upload to Facebook While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet! -
Upload to Facebook Ailing Santa in a clinic:
Doctor: Have you ever given yourself a prostate exam?
Santa: No, but I accidentally sat on a toilet brush once! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: I'm starting to suspect that my wife is getting sick of my bullshit.
Banta: Why do you think so?
Santa: Because she says it to me all the time!
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