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![A coworker walks up to Santa's desk: Is that your daughter?<br/>
Santa: No, that's a picture of her!]()
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Santa: No, that's a picture of her! -
![Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?<br/>
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is your arm in a sling?
Santa: Oh nothing much. Took an Indigo yesterday, just an airline fracture! -
![Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?<br/>
Santa: Haan<br/>
Chai Wala: Elaichi?<br/>
Santa: Haan<br/>
Chai Wala: Laung?<br/>
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le!]()
Upload to Facebook Chai Wala: Chai Mein Adrak Daal Du?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Elaichi?
Santa: Haan
Chai Wala: Laung?
Santa: Yaar Itni Mehnat Kar Raha Hai Toh Chicken Hi Bana Le! -
![Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other. <br/>
Banta: Who wins?<br/>
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: A burger and a sandwich race each other.
Banta: Who wins?
Santa: The burger, because it's fast food! -
![Santa: What happened?<br/>
Banta: I got constipation.<br/>
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?<br/>
Banta: NO.<br/>
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked!]()
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Banta: I got constipation.
Santa: Did you link your a** with Aadhar?
Banta: NO.
Santa: That's why. Anything not linked is getting blocked! -
![Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.<br/>
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?<br/>
Santa: No, Toilet paper!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa while staying in a hotel phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
Santa: No, Toilet paper! -
![Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?<br/>
Banta: One.<br/>
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: If I have a gun in 1 hand and a kidney in other, then how many guns do I have?
Banta: One.
Santa: Two, Kyonki Mere Ek Haath Mein Gun Hai Aur Doosre Hath Mein Ek 'Organ' Hai! -
![Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another! -
![Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?<br/>
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;<br/>
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between Egypt and Nepal?
Santa: Nepal Bahaduron Ka Desh Hai;
Aur Egypt Cairo Ka! -
![Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?<br/>
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why don't Aggarwals play Hockey or Football?
Santa: Because the moment they get a 'Corner', they open a 'Sweet Shop'!
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