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![<b>Charlie Chaplin -</b> I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.<br/>
<b>Shahrukh Khan -</b> I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.<br/>
<b>Santa -</b> I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre!]()
Upload to Facebook Charlie Chaplin - I love walking in the rain so that nobody can see my tears.
Shahrukh Khan - I love walking in the fog so that nobody can see me smoking.
Santa - I love walking in any season because petrol is now ₹82 per litre! -
![Banta: Modi Ji Ne Kaha, Unhone Chaai Bechte Bechte Hindi Seekh Li.<br/>
Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye!]()
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Santa: Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai Ji, Kaun si Badi Baat Hai? Kaafi Log Daaru Peete Peete Angreji Seekh Gaye! -
![Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
Santa: Reservations! -
![Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?<br/>
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Tum Ne iPhoneX Liya Hai?
Santa: Nahi... Jis Se Baat Karni Hoti Hai, Uber Leke Uske Ghar Chala Jata Hun, Baat Kar Aata Hun, Sasta Padta Hai! -
![Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Because they love beaching around!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know why girls love to go Goa?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because they love beaching around! -
![Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.<br/>
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.<br/>
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below!]()
Upload to Facebook Santa: My doctor advised me to give up playing the drums.
Banta: That seems to be a weird advice coming from a doctor.
Santa: Actually he lives in the apartment below! -
![Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?<br/>
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Can you define Mother-in-Law?
Santa: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers! -
![Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?<br/>
Santa: No, only when it rains!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Does the water always come through the roof like that?
Santa: No, only when it rains! -
![Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?<br/>
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary!]()
Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it called 'Gross' salary?
Santa: You should see my salary to know why they call it 'Gross' salary! -
![Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.<br/>
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.]()
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: I'm looking forward to my fortieth birthday.
Santa: But you're looking in the wrong direction.
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