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Doctor: Try a cozy bed, a dim light, and light music.
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Upload to Facebook Banta: What is this 'Virgin Mojito'?
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Upload to Facebook Banta: What is GST?
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Upload to Facebook Banta: If a woman is quiet, which day is it?
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Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know that Real Estate agents can be the best scriptwriters.
Banta: How?
Santa: Because they know good plots! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Iss Saal Vacation Ka Kya Plan Hai?
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Upload to Facebook Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
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Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
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