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Upload to Facebook Santa:You know Google is a woman?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because it won't let you finish your sentence without coming up with other suggestions! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Sorry boss, I can't come to office today, my car has broken down.
Boss: What about the bus?
Santa: I don't have a bus! -
Upload to Facebook Jeeto: Remember when we got married, you used to feed me first and then have your meals?
Santa: Yes, I remember.
Jeeto: So, why have you stopped now?
Santa: Because, now you have learnt how to cook! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What women think about a 'Secret'?
Santa: Something which is told to one person at a time! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the definition of a husband?
Santa: A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve is extracted! -
Upload to Facebook Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the difference between 'Temporary Love' and 'Permanent Love'?
Santa: In 'Temporary Love' a girl calls his boyfriend 'Jaanu', 'Sweetu', 'Babu', 'Shona' but in 'Permanent Love' she says, 'Saale', 'Kutte', 'Kamine'! -
Upload to Facebook Thought of the day:
Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability your wife will prove you wrong!SantaBanta / Marriage / Funny -
Upload to Facebook Maine Kal Socha Sharab Chhod Dun, Phir Yaad Aaya Ki...
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