Women SMS

  • A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!Upload to Facebook
    A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it!
  • Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!Upload to Facebook
    Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want!
  • Be a girl with a mind;<br/>
A woman with attitude;<br/>
And a lady with class!Upload to Facebook
    Be a girl with a mind;
    A woman with attitude;
    And a lady with class!
  • Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!Upload to Facebook
    Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat!
  • A quiet man is a thinking man;<br/>
But a quiet woman is usually mad!Upload to Facebook
    A quiet man is a thinking man;
    But a quiet woman is usually mad!
  • Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze.<br/>
Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War!Upload to Facebook
    Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze.
    Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War!
  • Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need!Upload to Facebook
    Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need!
  • Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,<br/> 
Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Jab Ladkiyon Ke Paas Kuch Karne Ko Nahi Hota Hai,
    Tab Wo Aksar Apna Mood Kharab Kar Leti Hain!
  • The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!Upload to Facebook
    The first 10 years of a girl's life is spent playing with Barbie and the next 10 years are spent trying to look like one!
  • There are two ways of arguing with a woman.<br/>
Neither one works!Upload to Facebook
    There are two ways of arguing with a woman.
    Neither one works!
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