What is the similarity between Women and Alcohol? They both have amazing qualities of giving pleasure at night and a headache in the morning ! |
Girls' Ki Prayer: Husband Mera White Ho, Lambi Uski Height Ho; Gussa Uska Light Ho, Income Uski Tight Ho; Dinner Daily Candle Light Ho, Daily Romantic Night Ho; Jab Saas Se Meri Fight Ho To Kahe Begum Tum Hi Right Ho! |
What women want? Women want someone whom they can share their entire life with and who also leaves them alone most of the time! |
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it! |
Men go shopping to buy what they need, and women go shopping to find out what they want! |
Be a girl with a mind; A woman with attitude; And a lady with class! |
Guys have a false notion in their mind that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy. Come on guys, every girl's dream is to eat without getting fat! |
A quiet man is a thinking man; But a quiet woman is usually mad! |
Nail polish on my fingernails: Chips off when I sneeze. Nail polish on my toenails: Would even survive a Nuclear War! |
Money attracts the females you want, but struggle attracts the woman you need! |