When the wheel was invented, it caused a revolution. |
Life is a test, and I didn't take very good notes. |
Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. |
Time is money. Overtime is bankruptcy. |
A golf course is a site to be holed! |
Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money. |
Love: a temporary insanity often curable by marriage. |
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess. |
Always listen to people when they are mad because that is when the real truth comes out! |
Men are like fast food... they never look as good in real life as they do on TV! |