A girl in a swimsuit wears nothing to speak of, but plenty to talk about. |
Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies? |
I never argue, I just explain why I'm right. |
The cigarette does the smoking, you are just the sucker. |
It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. |
Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in... |
I don't sweat. That's just my fat crying. |
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. |
You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it. |
An auctioneer has no friends, only nodding acquaintances. |