Practise safe eating: use condiments. |
A day without sunshine is like... night! |
I went to our local bookshop to buy a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence? |
If I had a rapper name, it would be Lay-Z! |
Bad politicians are elected by good citizens who do not vote. |
Fitness is fighting a losing battle. |
What you say is always more important than how you say it, except when you're swearing. |
If moths are attracted to bright lights, how come they sleep during the day? |
Beauty comes from within - within jars, tubes and bottles! |
Drive carefully - It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker. |